harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]
albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”
neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
Fucking reblog forever
Remember to have a Super Breakfast!
Andre is not a happy camper
Hercules? Honey, you mean Hunkules!
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
i want to die at the hands of the cutest girl alive