all these people that complain about female dress codes should just go to my high school cuz no one gives a shit about what the girls wear but there’s a huge catastrophe when a boy wears a white tank top. i’m sure you guys would love it there.
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
thank you
fuck the police and then never call them again
me and a very hot-looking @neilhimself, a few days after we got engaged, photographed in NYC for coilhouse magazine by allan amato.
when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
(Source: donttouchmynewtonballs.tumblr.cm)
People often ask how many followers I have. I think this question is as redundant as the answer is unimportant, but let’s have some fun in figuring it out. Take your birthday and write it down as a four-digit number. Divide that by nine, and multiply that by 15.5. Are you following? Okay here’s where it gets tricky. Take the piece of paper you’ve been using and SMOKE IT LIKE WEED
If you make a post about strong female characters and don’t include Hermione Granger
#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter
so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
