May 2013
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destieels replied to your post: aww you guys i’m seeing some of my best friends on…
it’s 12:30 wtf are you doing go to bed
you’re not my mom you can’t tell me what to do
plus it’s summer time is irrelevant
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aww you guys i’m seeing some of my best friends on sunday and i’m so excited
harrisonfj0rd:
no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to...”
– Dita von Teese (via niselle)
Anonymous asked: I wish you were a pony outside a grocery store so I could ride you all night for a quarter. XOXO UR ELEPHANT PRINCESS <3
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
lilbunnygirl:
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
itsanearhatloki:
jar jar was the original moon moon
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
12818-tomhanks:
all tumblr users are now to be referred to as Yahoodlums
the-listening:
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
rabioheab:
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
anoia:
strudelgit:
homuras:
‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo”
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FACE!?!??!
itsvondell:
i care too much about fashion for somebody who doesnt have a lot of money
codawful:
do you ever just feel your eyebrows
poopflow:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
[[MORE]]
-loud long sigh-
notxam:
Yahoo’s Line Is It Anyway
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lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan:
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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neongenesisevangaylion:
i don’t get why everyone is up in arms over this yahoo thing chocolate milk rules
itsvondell:
contrary to popular belief, elephants CAN jump, they just never do, because they can’t
lynzave:
If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
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chandelure:
Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
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aww i missed my 2nd tumblr-versary
