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001. Conversations with Ria (this is now a thing.)
Me: You're alive on the internet
Ria: How can the internet make me alive?
Me: It just can. It has the power. DO NOT QUESTION THE MIGHTY INTERNET.
I think I have a fever...
All we need is the music tonight.: The Mountain... →
all-we-need-is-music: I hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a failsafe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exist I hope it’s already too late And I…
I wish that my boyfriend wasn’t so stubborn. Like, I want you to come keep me company while I write my essay and I want you to rub my feet because they hurt and I’m sick. Cuddle with me. But, no, you’re tired and wanna sit home and play League. Diiiiiiiiiiiiicks.
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So, honey badgers, like an Olsen twin, has more skin than seems entirely...– John Green, Honey Badgers: The Crazy Truth
Ria: But you are supposed to know everything. And fuck bronchitis.
Me: Hahaha I don't. And, yes, fuck bronchitis so hard that he thinks you're raping him, but you know he wants it.
Ria: Haha that is great. Lmao. I just started laughing while trying to work out. Lmao.
I hate being home sometimes…
Patrick Bateman: Ask me a question.
Model: So, what do you do?
Patrick Bateman: I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly.
Model: Do you like it?
Patrick Bateman: Well, it depends. Why?
Model: Well, most guys I know who are in Mergers and Acquisitions really don't like it.
I wrote 10 pages (5 front and back) of notes on American Psycho. And it only turned out to be that long because I wrote huge and I decided to take up half of two of the pages writing “Don’t just stare at it, eat it,” and “Christian Bale is FUCKING CRAZY.”
Harold, it’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer so I think you should...– Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)
savagealias: That awkward moment when you realise Patrick Bateman loves Rebecca Black… and is about to go on a murdering spree. Full props to whoever made this gif. Made me LOL forever.