queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: punchingshins)

i got too frustrated with portal so i stopped playing sorry guys

crying because i had to euthanize my faithful companion cube

a moment of silence

yes good the companion cube my only friend

i forgot how much fun this game was jeez

the momentum tests always hurt my head but oh man are they my fave

yeah sure glados, you’re pretending to put me in danger you’re not trying to kill me or anything…

“ubelieveable. you [subject name here] must be the pride of [subject hometown here].”

a favorite portal quote

glados i really really doubt that ur surveillance cameras are vital to my success

ur lab is cool and all but when do i shoot portals

chell sleeps in like this little pod thing aw how cute

liveblogging soon so be prepared

if you don’t want to see me liveblog portal 1 i tag all of my liveblogging as: liveblog? liveblog

so don’t worry

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit