vicael:

industrialmusician:

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livefrompyongyang:

eatsleepcrap:

oh god

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animatingthroughtimeandspace:

STYLISH ASIAN PEOPLE POSTCARD GIVEAWAY!!!
EVERYONE WINS (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)!!!

For a limited time, EVERYONE (yes, EVERYONE) who reblogs this will recieve a postcard of a SAP (Stylish Asian Person) in the mail from me! The poscard can say whatever you’d like (you can ask for something specific, or just tell me to write you a haiku or something) as long as it isn’t especially obscene/offensive! Postcards may be one of the SAPs pictured above, or a completely different one! There are hundreds to choose from and yours will be randomly selected from the whole batch.

BONUS:

If you reblog this and you’re also following me, I will mail you an ADDITIONAL beach party-themed pinup greeting card, selected randomly from one of the five pictured above. I will write something for you on this one too, and there’s a lot more space so you can have me write longer things for you! Again, this is while supplies last!

RULES:

• IF you want a beach party greeting card, you MUST be following me at the time I mail them out. After that, you can unfollow me if you’d like.
• You DON’T have to follow me for a SAP postcard, just reblog the post. LIKES DO NOT COUNT!
• I won’t write anything especially obscene or offensive on the postcards OR greeting cards, but beyond that, it’s up to you. 
• This is while supplies last! Please don’t be disappointed if I run out before I get to you, know that I tried!
• When you reblog this, I’ll go to your ask box to ask for your address. PLEASE let me come to your ask box instead of vice versa, for several reasons:
  1) So you know I won’t publish your address
  2) So I can stay organized!
  
• When I ask for your address, please REPLY PRIVATELY with your address and what you want me to say on your card(s)! THIS IS WHEN I’LL BE CHECKING IF YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME, AND THEREFORE IF YOU’LL GET ONE OR TWO CARDS! I’ll check again when I send them out!
• I can only ship inside of the US, sorry!!

mistersnurb:

oh no! did anyone else just get this?

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

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