jayg4tsby:

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rosemannequin:

homorobotica:

fraudstory:

richwhitelesbian:

i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by

I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it ruins his day.

I hope Rick Santorum gets a burrito and it’s in terrible layers from top to bottom.

I hope someone hacks into Rick Santorum’s Facebook account and posts “I like men”.

I hope Rick Santorum tries to go into the subway expecting to refill his MetroCard with a five dollar bill but all of the machines say “No Bills Accepted” and he has to walk to where he wants to go

I hope Rick Santorum pours a bowl of cereal in the morning but then realizes that he’s out of milk

I hope Rick Santorum goes to poop but sees that there is no toilet tissue, right after he finishes pooping

I hope Rick Santorum downloads a movie and then when he’s about to watch, it turns out it’s in Russian and the subtitles are out of synch

I hope Rick Santorum goes into the bathroom, takes all his clothes off, and when he’s all ready to take a shower realizes that there’s no hot water.