autobiographical raps

"Scared isn’t a good excuse. Scared is the excuse everyone has always used."

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:02:38 -0400

“Scared isn’t a good excuse. Scared is the excuse everyone has always used.”

- John Green, Looking for Alaska (via justanotherquoteblog)

janecrocker: when people you’ve only ever seen being super nice 24/7 get hatemail

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:51:11 -0400

janecrocker:

when people you’ve only ever seen being super nice 24/7 get hatemail

turklet: when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:49:45 -0400

turklet:

when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:34:43 -0400

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:33:05 -0400

djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:12:56 -0400

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

sniffling: are you sure

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:12:07 -0400

sniffling:

are you sure

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:11:25 -0400

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:02 -0400

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

nrv0us: Here In Your Arms - Hellogoodbye lemme take a sec to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:15 -0400

nrv0us:

Here In Your Arms - Hellogoodbye

lemme take a sec to jam the fuck out

samspratt: Another few day gap between client approvals so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:59 -0400

samspratt:

Another few day gap between client approvals so here’s some progress on a piece I’m just working on for Fün(ke).

Crying and stuff, nbd #tbt

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:26:54 -0400

Crying and stuff, nbd #tbt

mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:12:27 -0400

mutisija:

when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy

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Thu, 23 May 2013 13:02:55 -0400

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:36 -0400

smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:57:51 -0400

smatter:

I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:56:58 -0400

The True Origin Stories Behind Six Classic Arrested Development Jokes

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:47:32 -0400

The True Origin Stories Behind Six Classic Arrested Development Jokes:

thebluthcompany:

Mitch Hurwitz tells all: Who decided Carl Weathers should be cheap? Why the Blue Man Group? And has anyone ever eaten a mayonegg?

thebluthcompany: Hidden Jokes | Foreshadowing of Buster losing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:36:07 -0400

thebluthcompany:

Hidden Jokes | Foreshadowing of Buster losing his hand

S1E18 - Michael appeared in the school play The Trial of Captain Hook. Later in the episode Fakin’ It from season 3, Lucille refers to Buster as “Captain Hook.”

S1E20 - “This party is going to be off the hook.”

S2E1 - When Lucille is watching the news, you can hear John Beard mentioning a surprise seal attack and then saying “meet one surprised bather, coming up.” The camera immediately moves to show Buster.

S2E3 - Buster arrives to Lupe’s house, sees the hand chair, and says “wow, i never thought I’d miss a hand so much.”

S2E6 - Buster is playing the claw machine and gets a toy seal. Later when he’s returning home, the narrator mentions that “Buster had gotten hooked playing” that game.

S2E11 - Lucille, Oscar and Buster and in the beach, and when they’re talking, the seal is seen in the background. Later, George Sr. says about Buster “what if i never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again?” And of course, the bench that shows “arm off.”

S2E12 - When George Sr is at the car dealership, if you take a look at the inflatable doll/man in the back, you can see that it’s missing an arm. Also, when Gob is releasing the seal back into the wild, he says “you’re not going to be hand-fed anymore.”

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:28:19 -0400

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google