i might have gotten a little carried away with this QR code of pizza John Green
i hope maureen johnson covers for john again if he goes on paternity leave
the teacher you had a crush on was up in the nosebleeds at carnegie hall last night. i wish you’d realized what the screaming girls were saying.
John! I was in the balcony/nosebleeds last night and, although there was a lot of yelling and screaming from up there about Hank’s former teacher being there, I regret to inform you that this isn’t true. A woman did jump up and down when Hank talked about his teacher crush, but when people started calling attention to her and started yelling, “She’s up here!” the woman in question suddenly sulked down and kept telling everyone not to draw attention to herself. I don’t think that that woman was Hank’s teacher.
thREE MORE DAYS TILL CARNEGIE HALL?????????????
AND I LOVE IT.
THIS MEANS YOU SHOULD FOLLOW OLIVIA NOW K THANKS
suddenly really tired. must have been from all my excitement about john’s new book so goodnight and i’m gonna wake up and make sure i wasn’t dreaming that he’s seriously working on a new one.
JOHN GREEN I SWRITING A NWE BOOK ASLDKGJSDKLFJ CAN I HAVE IT NOW PLEASE I CANNNOTTTTTTTT
so a friend of mine referred to nerdfighters as ‘hankitrons’ the other day.
Can I remind you guys how much I really dislike the “people rain drizzle hurricane” quote from Looking for Alaska?
Kinda wanna read some TFiOS fanfiction. Um, yeah. Anybody know of any good ones? I just wanna cry all night and not study.
I need your help.
I have a friend. Her name is Sara, and I’d really like to go to ball with her. I’ve been trying to think of a creative way to ask for ages, and I finally came up with one: let her hear it from John Green.
She’s going off to college next fall, and I don’t want to let her go knowing that I didn’t try my hardest to win her over. So please reblog this, send links to John, ANYTHING you can think of! This is really important to me, and I’m going to need all the help I can get! DFTBA!
“It’s my fox hat.”
“Your fox hat?”
“Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.”
“Why are you wearing your fox hat?” I asked.
“Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
John Green, Looking for Alaska (via xmiles)